ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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