i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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