Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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