I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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