Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Every concussion has its silver lining
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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