There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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