Its about making memories worth repressing
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Randomize
