Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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