We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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