i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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