after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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