what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
