The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
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It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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