whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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