so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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