apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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