he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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