Sponge bath it is.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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