make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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