You can't motorboat a personality
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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