he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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