Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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