Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
operation harelip BJ is a go
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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