So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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