Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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