she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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