Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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