His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
The power of my boobs compel you
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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