PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
