I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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