As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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