i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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