Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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