just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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