Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
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He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
you never un-have a 4some
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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