I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
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I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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