I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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