this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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