I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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