forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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