You surviving the open bar?
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She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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