i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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