She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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