i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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