Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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