You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
zippers are such a cool invention
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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