YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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