its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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