if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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