I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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