Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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