It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize