no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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