just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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