so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We are two peas in an std pod
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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