last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
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I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
jump out the window naked night went bad
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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