I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I just cut my nipple shaving
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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