I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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